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maybeitwasutah:

The best

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Wonder Bar, 1934

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So my dad got a hold of those cardboard tubes that are from paper towel rolls

and was looking through one at my mom.

ME: You’re supposed to be looking at her boobs.

DAD: I like her face though

MOM: Are you saying my boobs aren’t good enough?

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mmue11er:

Super selfies

I’m a super fan of the super selfie. 

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veritaserum15:

mostlymediocre:

veritaserum15:

somefancyname:

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

  • HOT SHOWERS.
  • THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
  • TIGHT HUGS.
  • CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
  • FOREHEAD KISSES.
  • WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 

Fuck that list…more like:

• Wine
• Wine
• Cheese
• Netflix
• Vibrator

OMG THAT’S WAY BETTER 

^ Word.

both are super excellent lists

MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe
"Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)

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MGMT, “Kids”

favoritelittlelyrics:

MGMT, “Kids”

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