So my dad got a hold of those cardboard tubes that are from paper towel rolls
and was looking through one at my mom.
ME: You’re supposed to be looking at her boobs.
DAD: I like her face though
MOM: Are you saying my boobs aren’t good enough?
THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.
- HOT SHOWERS.
- THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
- TIGHT HUGS.
- CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
- FOREHEAD KISSES.
- WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP.
Fuck that list…more like:
OMG THAT’S WAY BETTER
both are super excellent lists
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe — "Dirtbag Macbeth" (via stecklr)